I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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