Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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