She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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