so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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