Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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