Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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