Do you still have your period?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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