She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Randomize
