Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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