YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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