take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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