why didn't you poke me back
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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