I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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