Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize
