after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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