Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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