The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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