How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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