He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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