yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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