you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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