week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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