Kiss
Puke
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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