What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
