no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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