is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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