Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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