its not stalking. its research.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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