remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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