I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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