11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
