your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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