Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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