just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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