Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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