you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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