Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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