When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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