He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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