Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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