But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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