is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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