Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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