Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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