She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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