party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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