I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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