I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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