Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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