Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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