Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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