oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize