Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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