Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
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