Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
