Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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